Sunday, 15 September 2013

Bas, too aaj ghar aaja...

A man got a call from unknown number..

Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??

Ans:"Your wife..

Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl:"R u married.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??

Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..

Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

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